Watch Out for Sleazy Realtors

This week, do I have some deals for you.  Or not.  Check carefully with the AGENT prior to buying.

NO WORRY ABOUT HIGH HEATING BILLS WITH THIS BEAUTY

AVOID PESKY NEIGHBORS WITH THIS TRANQUIL PROPERTY

EXTRA INCOME RIGHT IN YOUR FRONT YARD

This is the most dangerous time of the year for homeowners who want to sell their homes.  Unscrupulous realtors, often rabid bloggers, smell blood in the water.  These parasites will do anything to get a listing.  Once they get the listing, their plan is to do no work on the homeowner's behalf until settlement and then smirkingly skulk away with a huge unearned commission.  Maybe they will give the client a bottle of wine from Walmart with a recycled bow on it.  Those most desperate for unearned commisions will make pie in the sky estimates as to the value of the home to lure wide eyed gullible homeowners to sign up. 

Once the house is one the market this type of skanky realtor will constantly pressure the seller to take a major hit and lower the price.  Why?  If the house price is lowered by b$50,000 it is only $500 less in the realtor's pocket.  Think about it.  The realtor gets $5,000 on a $500,000 sale.  So why not get $4,500 on a quick turnaround and the hell with the sellers.  This example assumes that the seller and buyer each have their own realtors and the seller's agent is not the owner of the real estate company (the owner of the company actually makes double what the agent makes).

SELLER BEWARE

This public service announcement

brought to you by:

THE OLD SHALANA MILLARD SPENT A TON OF TIME IN BACKSEATS HERE

For ten cents.  Which in my opinion is vastly overpriced.  Guess where else a certain blog trolling sleazy realtor is lurking?

I promise to "take care of you" but especially take care of myself by craftily getting you to sell your house no matter how much you have to drop the price so I can get my commission.  You have my word on it.

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CLICK HERE FOR WHAT I SAW WHEN I GOT THERE

"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American.

There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907

Check out this listing:

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I went there are saw this:

Accident or typo?  I think NOT

Sleazy's Real Estate Tip of the Day

NEVER EVER LOOK AT A HOUSE WITH THIS SIGN ON THE LAWN UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE LESS THAN COMPLETELY INFORMED